Florida Is Weird
Real Florida problems. A frog with opinions.
Stories from the sunshine state
Florida turns an ordinary property chore into an episode. A yard grows a jungle. A garage develops its own ecosystem. Sticks has a tool belt, blue boots and opinions about all of it. Explore the original stories and the practical guides they inspired.
Florida Is Weird episodes and archives
Florida Is Weird: Jungle Creep
Florida grows everything fast, including the stuff you did not plant. The original episode graphic accompanies our guide to taming an unruly yard.
Read the landscaping guide →
Florida Is Weird: the Church Steeple and Lightning Rod
After a hurricane, a Tampa church steeple needed repairs. The published AOS post describes the lightning rod and the work above ground.
Open the original post →Actual AOS project photograph; related repairs appear in Our Work.
Florida Is Weird: Mold Monster
Florida humidity has a supporting cast. Meet the monster, then look at the weatherproofing spots that often get missed.
Read the weatherproofing guide →Florida Is Weird: Garage Habitat
The public post jokes about cobwebs, mystery boxes, lizards and stained concrete, then points to cleanup and practical repairs.
Open the original post →Florida Is Weird: Rental Turnover
A public AOS post about the moment a rental turnover becomes more than a quick wipe-down.
Open the original post →Florida Is Weird: Smarter Outdoor Lighting
The published AOS post offers a Florida-flavored reminder that useful outdoor lighting should not invite the whole ecosystem.
Open the original post →